Lance Armstrong ruined my gym.
Lance Armstrong ruined my gym.
The stadium scene.
July 1 2005 12:38 PM

Lance Armstrong Ruined My Gym

The greatest bike racer in history won't stop motivating me.

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As I left the gym the other night, I noticed yet another maxim, splayed across 20 feet of door space: "I don't have bad days. I have good days and great days."

Well bully for you, Lance, I thought. But some of us really do have bad days, and we like it that way. In fact, my day just got a little bit worse. Here's my $63 a month. Now let me schvitz in peace.

Neal Pollack is the author of Alternadad. He lives in Austin, Texas. 

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