You Should Email Our Boss
Do it today, becase summer’s end is nigh.
Vacation autoreply set! Might be my finest work.
— Dan Kois (@dankois) August 21, 2014
UPDATE: Dan is no longer on vacation, and his autoreply is no more.
You can reach Dan at Dan.Kois@Slate.com.
As you'll learn, Dan's taking a (well-deserved) vacation. So he might not get back to you right away.
But in the meantime, you can leave your comments, questions, and replies in the comments area below. Try to stay in verse.
Hope you have a long weekend and enjoy it. —Jeff and Jennifer