TP has little faith in the Islamic world's conspiracy theories but does, however, suspect that another person may have planted the Bin Laden video: Winona Ryder. Police arrested the movie star for shoplifting and possession of illegal drugs yesterday at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills. With the release of the tape, her predicament only gets a snippet buried in the WP's Style section.
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