TP has little faith in the Islamic world's conspiracy theories but does however suspect that another person may have planted the Bin Laden video: Winona Ryder. Police arrested the movie star for shoplifting and possession of illegal drugs yesterday at Saks 5th Avenue in Beverly Hills. With the release of the tape, her predicament only gets a snippet buried in the WP's Style section.
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