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Losing the great James Gandolfini this week was hard enough, but there were other casualties in the news as well: Arizona's voter ID law (struck down by the Supreme Court), pilgrimages to Lourdes (canceled due to flooding), and the Czech government (toppled by a juicy spying scandal). Even in the face of all this loss, it's not too late to eke out a win at the Slate News Quiz. You can do it. Don't stop believin'.
Question 1 of 12
"I could be living in a palace petting a phoenix by now," asserted what newsmaker in a confusing reply on Monday?
Snowden was denying that he was a Chinese spy, as Dick Cheney and others had suggested after he fled to Hong Kong.
Question 2 of 12
Last Friday, noting that a "red line" specified in August 2012 has been crossed, President Obama authorized what?
The decision to supplement the current nonlethal and humanitarian aid is the result of evidence that Bashar al-Assad's regime has used chemical weapons.
Question 3 of 12
A class-action suit filed by documentarian Jennifer Nelson threatens the estimated $2 million earned by Warner Music every year from people doing what?
The Warner Music Group allegedly earns $5,000 a day from commercial uses of "Happy Birthday," which Nelson's suit contends has been in the public domain since 1963 at the latest.
Question 4 of 12
A DNA paternity test given in Scotland last week resolved a brewing controversy: Socks is not the father of Scamp. Who is Socks?
Socks, who moonwalked into fame in a British mobile phone commercial, had been spotted by his owner swimming 175 yards across a loch to romance a mare named Nugget.
Question 5 of 12
A national legislature approved Chinese tycoon Wang Jing's ambitious $40 billion plan last week to build a new competitor to what?
The Nicaraguan national assembly approved a plan to explore a new oceanic mega-canal through the nation that would dwarf Panama's.
Question 6 of 12
During a speech at a Carnegie Hall gala last week, Russian president Vladimir Putin was accused of stealing what unusual item?
Putin denies the story, saying the ring was "a gift." Patriots owner Robert Kraft agrees that this was the story the Bush White House encouraged him to tell, for diplomatic reasons.
Question 7 of 12
Neighbors in Michael Karkoc's Minneapolis neighborhood described the 94-year-old as "jovial and stuff." Karkoc is alleged to have done what?
Question 8 of 12
What odd fad, sparked by a music video, has led to an outbreak of conjunctivitis among Japanese teens?
Doctors warn that oculolinctus (sexualized eye-licking) can cause corneal damage and even blindness.
Question 9 of 12
The Supreme Court ruled unanimously last week in the landmark case of AMP v. Myriad that what cannot be patented?
The court disallowed Myriad Genetics' patent on genes linked to breast and ovarian cancer.
Question 10 of 12
The FBI spent two days digging up an overgrown farm field in Oakland Township, Mich., this week, in hopes of finding what?
This was the umpteenth in a series of tips on the missing Teamster leader's whereabouts that the bureau has received over the decades.
Question 11 of 12
The U.S. Navy has dropped a century-old rule requiring what in all internal communication?
"Lower-case messages are here to stay," said the Navy, discovering the annoyingness of all-caps messages just 20 years after the Internet did.
Question 12 of 12
Small demonstrations over rising bus fares have ballooned into huge rallies numbering more than 200,000 protesters in what nation?
Worries over rising inflation and crime rates have led to massive marches in Brazil's major cities.
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Sanctions against Iran
Singing "Happy Birthday to You"
An albino giant panda
The world's first cloned rabbit
The Trans-Alaska Pipeline
The International Space Station
A New England Patriots Super Bowl ring
An ironing board from Keith Richards' guesthouse
Led a Nazi SS unit in 1944
Poisoned a local aquifer with arsenic
Genetically modified organisms
An alien spacecraft
Paintings from a Boston art heist
A duplicate paper copy
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