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Every Friday I’ll be testing your knowledge with 12 challenging questions on the week’s news events, big and small, including happenings in science, sports, politics, and culture both high and low. The questions are multiple-choice, and time is of the essence: You have 30 seconds to answer, and as the seconds tick away, the question’s point value drops from 50 all the way down to zero, so you’ll want to click on your answer as fast as you possibly can. There’s no penalty for an incorrect answer, so feel free to take a guess if your puny human brain fails you.
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Question 1 of 12
Iranian mullahs were up in arms last week over Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's behavior at Hugo Chávez's funeral. In the eyes of the clerics, what Islam-prohibited faux pas did Ahmadinejad commit?
"No unrelated woman can be touched unless she is drowning at sea or needs medical treatment," insisted the clerics.
Question 2 of 12
"Panicos" is the unfortunate first name of the banking chief of what nation, which rejected an EU bailout for its financial crisis this week?
Panicos Demetriades is the governor of the Central Bank of Cyprus.
Question 3 of 12
What was unusual about the defending national champion Kentucky Wildcats' seeding in the NCAA men's basketball tournament, announced Sunday?
It's only the fifth time in the history of the 64-team field that the defending national champion didn't make the tournament.
Question 4 of 12
The AP reported this week that two Americans are still receiving $876 annual government payments for what unusual reason?
Both were born around the 1920s to Civil War vets probably in their 70s or 80s. More than $40 billion is spent overall on veterans' benefits every year, more than half to Vietnam War vets.
Question 5 of 12
A movie villain will marry his greatest enemy later this year—that is, he will officiate at his nemesis' real-life wedding. Who are the two archrivals in question?
Sir Ian McKellen will pay a $25 Massachusetts state fee so that he can marry Patrick Stewart to his fiancée, jazz singer Sunny Ozell.
Question 6 of 12
Who raised eyebrows this week by releasing a new video depicting an artillery and missile attack on Washington, D.C.?
Question 7 of 12
Last Friday, the Maryland state assembly passed a bill that will make it the 18th U.S. state to ban what?
Gov. Martin O'Malley has pledged to sign the bill next month.
Question 8 of 12
Seventy-year-old twins Louise and Martine Fokkens retired last week as the oldest in their field. The Fokkens earned their fame by doing what?
The Fokkens have worked in Amsterdam's red-light district for 50 years and claim to have serviced 355,000 clients between them.
Question 9 of 12
"The preliminary results with the full 2012 data set are magnificent," said UC Santa Barbara's Joe Incandela in a statement last week confirming what scientific discovery?
Question 10 of 12
Who made headlines last week by reportedly telling a surprised audience that "Carnival time is over"?
The new pontiff was gently refusing to wear some of his predecessor's ceremonial garb, possibly signaling the start of a simpler, more low-key papacy.
Question 11 of 12
What did Hillary Clinton do on Monday to fuel speculation that she will run for president in 2016?
Question 12 of 12
Activist Aaron Jackson has purchased a house directly opposite the controversial Westboro Baptist Church for what unusual reason?
The rainbow-striped "Equality House" will host an anti-bullying nonprofit. "We thank God for the Sodomite Rainbow House!" replied the Westboro church in a statement, looking on the bright side.
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Wearing a tie and Western-style dress shoes
Embracing Chávez's weeping mother
Standing at the head of the casket
Quoting Adele's "Someone Like You" in the eulogy
Cyprus
Portugal
Slovenia
Greece
They will play in the "West" bracket
They could face the same six teams as last year
Their bracket contains four other "Wildcats" teams
They weren't even invited
They were intentionally infected with AIDS
They designed the 50-star U.S. flag
Their fathers fought in the Civil War
They saved Gerald Ford from an assassin's bullet
Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi
Voldemort and Dumbledore
Magneto and Professor X
Ron Burgundy and Wes Mantooth
Al-Qaida
The North Korean government
An Israeli TV station
Sarah Palin
Fracking
Civil unions
The death penalty
Smoking in cars
Swimming the English channel
Fighting poachers in Africa
Dancing classical ballet
Working as prostitutes in Amsterdam
The Higgs boson
Microbial life on Mars
A cure for Alzheimer's
Horsemeat in IKEA meatballs
Ted Cruz, closing CPAC
Pope Francis, at his conclave
Michelle Shocked, onstage in San Francisco
Every single passenger of Carnival Cruise Lines
Release a statement supporting gay marriage
Sell a memoir on her years as secretary of state
Announce a tour of the Middle East
Enroll in a community college Spanish class
To permanently staff it with anti-Westboro picketers
To paint it as a giant gay pride flag
To tear it down and build a veterans' memorial
To open a lookalike "church" and confuse visitors
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