Dispatches From the Republican National Convention

Why the GOP Does Not Fear Boring
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Aug. 30 2012 7:24 PM

Dispatches From the Republican National Convention

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Is it a problem for Republicans that this convention is so boring? Maybe not.

Illustration by Robert Neubecker.

Illustration by Robert Neubecker.

Fellas,

David Weigel David Weigel

David Weigel is a reporter for Bloomberg Politics

That observation about the rent-a-hacks working security is kind of fascinating. Four days into this event—only three days into the whole security gate/checkpoints/walking through Tampa's soupy weather to get to speeches stuff—I’m amazed at the number of people who just come to conventions to hang out. It's like what I imagine Davos to be, only at Davos you're probably more likely to meet someone with a lot of money, and less likely to be pitched multiple times to write about a PR flack's superboring tech widget.

I take that back. I'm sure there are people at Davos trying to schlep tech widgets.

That said, the word that keeps emerging when I catch up with Republican sources or bloggers or other carbon-based life-forms is "boring." Josh Trevino, the RedState/Texas Monthly writer, came up to me in the Pokemon-ishly bright Google lounge to say that this was the dullest of the three RNCs he'd attended. 

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Georgia delegates at the Republican National Convention

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It's only my second, but I agree. Instead of Rudy Giuliani spitting molten lead at weak Democrats, we had Chris Christie's story of a hard-chargin' mom. Instead of community-organizer-bashing, we've got the insistence that Barack Obama hates this small businessman and this small businessman and this small businessman. Yesterday, killing time before Ryan spoke, an embittered magazine writer pointed to the seats where the Running Mate Family would be sitting. "Nobody's knocked up in the veep box!" he said. "Hey, that's a step up!" 

If it's a little duller this year, why? Isn't it because these guys have no record to defend, and they can run against a bad economy? There's no Iraq War angst to cancel out and no surging unemployment rate that can be pinned on their party. The excerpts from Romney's speech have him promising "a future where everyone who wants a job can find one" and "where no senior fears for the security of their retirement" and so on—oh, and having wanted Obama to succeed, but being disappointed. It will not soar, it will not induce giddiness, but it doesn't need to.

Dave

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