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On the Internet, everybody knows you're a dog.
This raises more questions than it answers. Did she get it? Was it cold enough? Tragically, we'll never know until someone starts a site about what you were doing before what you're doing now. Or possibly an interactive site about what you are going to do next after you finish doing what you're doing now. There could be multiple options. People could vote. Hey, someone call Google. We're rich!
Michael Kinsley is a columnist for the Washington Post and the founding editor of Slate.
Illustration by Mark Alan Stamaty.