On Monday, Mother Jones posted video of Mitt Romney speaking to donors at a $50,000-per-person closed fundraiser. “There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what,” Romney said, and then proceeded to outline exactly who these voters were. We’ve put his words into flowchart form. Use the image below to see if you qualify as a Romney voter.
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