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Joe Biden declares, "You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent."
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Joe Biden calls Barack Obama "the first mainstream African-American [presidential candidate] who is articulate and bright and clean."
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John McCain says, "That's not change we can believe in."Text SLATE NOT to 98999 to get on your phone. Download now (74KB)
Hillary Clinton announces, "I am standing with Sen. Obama to say, Yes we can!"Text SLATE HILLYES to 98999 to get on your phone. Download now (104KB)
The Rev. Wright proclaims, "God damn America!"
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The Hillary laugh. Text SLATE LAUGH to 98999 to get on your phone. Download MP3 (107KB)
John McCain calls a young questioner a "little jerk."Text SLATE JERK to 98999 to get on your phone.
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Barack Obama shouts, "Yes we can!"Text SLATE YES to 98999 to get on your phone. Download now (54KB)
Hillary Clinton says, "Shame on you, Barack Obama!"Text SLATE SHAME to 98999 to get on your phone. Download MP3 (69KB)
The John McCain "my friends" compilation. Text SLATE FRIEND to 98999 to get on your phone. Download MP3 (175KB)
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