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The Rev. Wright proclaims, "God damn America!"
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The Hillary laugh. Text SLATE LAUGH to 98999 to get on your phone. Download MP3 (107KB)
John McCain calls a young questioner a "little jerk."Text SLATE JERK to 98999 to get on your phone.
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Barack Obama shouts, "Yes we can!"Text SLATE YES to 98999 to get on your phone. Download now (54KB)
Hillary Clinton says, "Shame on you, Barack Obama!"Text SLATE SHAME to 98999 to get on your phone. Download MP3 (69KB)
The John McCain "my friends" compilation. Text SLATE FRIEND to 98999 to get on your phone. Download MP3 (175KB)
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Illustration by Robert Neubecker. Photograph of Hillary Clinton laughing by Sloan Breeden/Getty Images. Photograph of John McCain winking by Carl de Souza/AFP/Getty Images. Photograph of Barack Obama by Chris Hondros/Getty Images. Lower photograph of Clinton by Robyn Beck/AFP/Getty Images. Lower photograph of McCain by Timothy A. Clary/AFP/Getty Images. Photograph of Jeremiah Wright by Mandel Ngan/AFP/Getty Images.