I give the picture; you give the caption.

Compose a newspaper-style caption for the actual Reuters news photo shown below.

Send your answer by 9 p.m. ET Monday to newsquiz@slate.com.

Tuesday's Question (No. 357) "2, 4, 6, 8, Who Do We Indoctrinate?"

Federal District Judge Solomon Oliver Jr. said it "had the effect of advancing religion through government-sponsored religious indoctrination." What did?

"The Crusades."--Annie Driscoll

"Express lanes at highway toll plazas for those who know Jesus as their personal savior."--Ross Frellick

"A plan to teach school students to cry 'Please God, no!' before being shot by a classmate."--Beth Sherman

"Did you know that all of our presidents who weren't Masons were assassinated? That's indoctri-friggin-nation for ya!"--Al Cloutier

"An Alabama schoolteacher's announcement, just prior to lunch, that 'Everyone can go outside for recess. Except the Jews, who have to sit inside and watch Davey and Goliath over and over and over again.' "--Tim Carvell