No. 351: "$$$"
"I wonder if she understands how much her life has changed this day. Mr. Itchy Pants has the potential to make her a millionaire." Who said this about what?
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Wednesday's Question (No. 350)--"USP Si! ISP No!":
On Tuesday the U.S. Postal Service announced that it's done something for the fifth consecutive year. What?
"Airbrushed Mary's cigarette from its annual Madonna and child Christmas stamp."--Katha Pollitt
"Secretly euthanized Donner, Prancer, and Blitzen, so that some lucky mailman can look like a hero when he offers to 'help Santa deliver those packages.' "--Ann Gavaghan
"Captured a NASA vehicle before it got to Mars."--Ray Hastings
"Sponsored a kick-ass bicycling team. So stop your bellyaching about the long lines and homicidal postal workers, already."--Greg Narver
"For the fifth consecutive year, it's going to let pretty girls ship everything book rate."--Laura Miller
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