No. 298: "Fair Play"
"I'm so excited!" hairstylist Richard Ferris said Monday at the Syracuse, N.Y., State Fair. "This is the most exciting thing that has ever happened to me." What happened to Ferris?
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Thursday's Question(No 297)--"Ick":
Fill in the blank as John Christakos, president of Blu Dot Design and Manufacturing, discusses the latest trends in his industry. "We worried people would say, 'Oh, ick, see the _____________.' That hasn't happened."
"Gills on that cow."--Floyd Elliot
"Dead people falling off the thrill rides."--Pamela Weishaar
"Crushed appendages of our Third World workers."--David Lofquist
"Way Richard Nixon's face bleeds off the side of the urinal cake. In fact, aim has improved by 80 percent since we introduced these."--Kate Wing
"Dead Turks--or ugly modular furniture constructed to shoddy specs."--Molly Shearer Gabel
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