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Apologetic, Contrite, Penitent–Hey, Whatever it Takes

Apologetic, contrite, penitent–hey, whatever it takes.

Apologetic, Contrite, Penitent–Hey, Whatever It Takes. By Randy Cohen
There’s a job to be done, an important job: entertaining America when it needs it most. So let’s all roll up our sleeves–and the more attractive among us might undo one or two extra shirt buttons. As for me, I’m going someplace you can’t go, Los Angeles. (I suppose you could go; there isn’t really any way I can stop you.) I’ll be … well, I can’t really say what I’ll be doing, but I can say this: I’ll be pitching ideas for the new TV development season. So, as it turns out, I can say what I’ll be doing. “News Quiz” resumes Monday, Sept. 21. Randy Cohen writes News Quiz for Slate.

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