There's a job to be done, an important job: entertaining America when it needs it most. So let's all roll up our sleeves--and the more attractive among us might undo one or two extra shirt buttons. As for me, I'm going someplace you can't go, Los Angeles. (I suppose you could go; there isn't really any way I can stop you.) I'll be ... well, I can't really say what I'll be doing, but I can say this: I'll be pitching ideas for the new TV development season. So, as it turns out, I can say what I'll be doing. "News Quiz" resumes Monday, Sept. 21.
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