“I’ve Barely Prepared for This Debate. Gonna Wing It!”—Mitt Romney
The race to lower expectations.
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“While Mitt Romney has done 20 debates in the last year, [Obama] has not done one in four years, so there’s a challenge in that regard.”—Obama campaign spokesperson Jen Psaki, Sept. 17
“President Obama is the most gifted speaker in modern political history, so it is hard to imagine anyone outscoring him in debate points.”—Romney campaign spokesperson Andrea Saul, Sept. 20
“Mitt Romney I think has an advantage, because he’s been through 20 of these debates in the primaries over the last year. He even bragged that he was declared the winner in 16 of those debates.”—Obama campaign adviser Robert Gibbs, Sept. 23
“The president is obviously a very eloquent, gifted speaker—he’ll do just fine. I’ve, you know, I’ve never been in a presidential debate like this and it will be a new experience.”—Mitt Romney, Sept. 25
“Mitt Romney, in his experience in business, is extremely well-prepared for the process of fielding ideas on the fly and, you know, responding to them off the cuff. Whereas the President has, for the last four years, he’s been—you know, sometimes the only voice in the room, and I don’t know that he’s faced an adversary as strong as Romney during daily briefings.”—Obama campaign spokesperson Jen Psaki, Oct. 1, 6:45 p.m.
“President Obama inspired a nation just four years ago. You think he’s lost that magic? Hell no. Mitt doesn’t have that kind of charisma, he just doesn’t.”—Unnamed Romney consultant, Oct. 1, 8:51 p.m.
“Mitt Romney is one of our generation’s greatest orators. He has an uncanny knack for presenting his policies in a completely concise and straightforward manner. On the other hand, I tend to ramble a bit. I never give a 30-second answer where a two-minute answer will do, and I never give a two-minute answer where a 5-minute lecture will do. I often don’t focus on the issue at hand, preferring to dwell on the big picture, a real detriment in a debate-type environment, where people are looking to you for sharp delineations in policy—maybe because Americans as a people have been trained by years of sound bites to mistrust complexity. It’s interesting to consider. Because my extemporaneous style of speaking is heavily dependent on digressions—that is, moments when, not unlike former president George H.W. Bush, an underrated leader if ever there was one, who helped usher America from the Cold War to the modern era.”—Barack Obama, Oct. 2, 8:45 a.m.
“I’ve barely prepared for this debate. Gonna wing it! Ha ha!”—Mitt Romney, Oct. 2, 11:20 a.m.
“I love Barack, but he really tends to freeze up when a lot of people are watching him. He’s shy.”—Michelle Obama, Oct. 2, 2:15 p.m.
“Mr. Romney has many talents, but debating under the hot lights of TV isn’t one of them. It’s not widely known that he lacks sweat glands, and so can only dissipate heat from his body by panting, like a dog. Needless to say, this is a manageable condition under most circumstances, but aides disclosed that the campaign should have done a better job preparing the nation for the sight of the Republican candidate for president standing at the podium, his long tongue lolling like a basset hound’s.”—Ramesh Ponnuru, “Privately, Romney Campaign Worries About Onstage Panting,” National Review online, posted Oct. 2, 9:18 p.m.
Dan Kois is a senior editor at Slate and a contributing writer to the New York Times Magazine.