Will Clint Eastwood make the Republicans’ day? Or maybe Sarah Palin? Rush Limbaugh, perhaps? The political chatter around the Republican convention has once again turned to a Romney pick – with delegates and reporters alike wondering who the campaign has tapped to be the mystery guest at Thursday night’s finale.
—Joseph Weber, FoxNews.com, Aug. 29, 2012
INTERNAL RNC MEMORANDUM—DO NOT DISTRIBUTE
Here’s our final list of potential guest speakers for the last day of the convention. Let’s work our way down—the ones at the top are the most desirable, the ones at the bottom the least.
Clint Eastwood
Nancy Reagan
The Navy SEAL who killed Bin Laden
Sarah Palin
Ronald Reagan hologram
Ludwig von Mises hologram
Charlton Heston hologram
Dr. Zaius hologram
Daniel Day-Lewis as Abraham Lincoln
Philip Seymour Hoffman as Abraham Lincoln
Zac Efron as Abraham Lincoln
Zac Efron as Herman Cain
Tim Tebow
Reagan hologram, Tebowing
Jefferson Starship performing “We Built This City”
Jefferson Starship performing “Light the Sky on Fire” from The Star Wars Holiday Special
Paul Ryan performing “Stairway to Heaven” with AC/DC-Led Zeppelin super-group
The cast of the Book of Mormon
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir performing Jefferson Starship’s “We Built This City”
John Galt (anyone have contact info?)
Seamus hologram enjoying a ride atop a hologram of the Romney station wagon
Reagan hologram teaches Mitt Romney to Dougie
Reagan hologram and Romney re-enact the pottery scene from Ghost
Rush Limbaugh
