Tea Party Poems
The found poetry of Sarah Palin.
"On Mark Critz"
A Democrat, he won!
He was pro-life, pro-gun!
And he won there!
In a district where
Democrats outnumber Republicans—two to one!
"It's Not About Me"
You know, this is not about me.
But I do appreciate the
Platform that I've been given,
The opportunities that I have to be
Out there speaking to these
Good, hard-working, average, everyday,
Patriotic Americans who want to see
The positive change in our country.
Hart Seely's memoir as a Yankee fan, The Juju Rules, will be published next year.
Photograph of Sarah Palin by Ethan Miller/Getty Images.