Tea Party poems: The spoken verse of Sarah Palin.

Dubious and far-fetched ideas.
May 25 2010 6:07 PM

Tea Party Poems

The found poetry of Sarah Palin.

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"On Mark Critz"

A Democrat, he won!
He was pro-life, pro-gun!
Anti-Obamacare,
And he won there!
In a district where
Democrats outnumber Republicans—two to one!

"It's Not About Me"

You know, this is not about me.
But I do appreciate the
Platform that I've been given,
The opportunities that I have to be

Out there speaking to these
Good, hard-working, average, everyday,
Patriotic Americans who want to see
The positive change in our country.

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