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Tea Party Poems

The found poetry of Sarah Palin.

By |Posted Tuesday, May 25, 2010, at 6:07 PM

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I.

To just hunker down
And go with the flow?
Nah, only dead fish
Go with the flow. NO!

II.

There is such a need
To build up and fight!
For our state and our country.
I choose to FIGHT.

III.

I will support you
Because we need you,
And you can effect change,
And I can, TOO!

—Resignation speech as governor of Alaska, July 3, 2009

"On Rand Paul"

A bit of a libertarian,
But, you know,
Heaven forbid
That we go

The opposite direction
Of a libertarian
And what they
Are believing in!

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