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Tea Party Poems

The found poetry of Sarah Palin.

By |Posted Tuesday, May 25, 2010, at 6:07 PM

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I.

I said, "Piper, 'kay,
I'm going out onstage.
I'm debatin' this guy,
it's going to be kind
of tough," I said. "SO PRAY!"

II.

I said, "Piper, just pray
that I win, 'cause you know,
why not, just pray that
I do well—and, oh!,

Man, try and keep it
easy," I said. "JUST PRAY!"

—speech in Hamilton, Ontario, April 15, 2010

"Ode to Hamilton"

To help other people
@@@@and, um,
It's wonderful to be in
@@@@Hamilton.
I got to go—
@@@@for a run.

—speech in Hamilton, Ontario, April 15, 2010

"In the Arena for Carly Fiorina"

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