Published writings and public statements: List any books, articles, or other published material you have written or edited. If none, list any opinions you hold about anything. If none, list any declarative statements you have made in casual conversation since birth.
Anecdotes: Please list any moving anecdotes from your life that would play well on national television. Include lessons learned.
Sexual history: List in reverse chronological order all partners, dates of love-making, acts performed, and satisfaction level achieved. Include three references, with headshots and contact information.
Preferences: Who do you think is the best-looking senator? Be honest.
Activities: Provide a list of things you like to do in your spare time (e.g., softball, following the WNBA, woodworking).
Documentation: Attach any embarrassing photos of yourself that, were they taken today, would end up on Facebook.
Political affiliations: Please list all Republican friends in the space below.
Philosophy: Describe your theory of the Constitution without using the phrase "balls and strikes."
Judicial experience: State any experience you have had as a judge. None? OK, just checking.