You've read Tiger Woods' text messages to Joslyn James. Here's the half of the conversation you haven't seen.

"Porn actress Joslyn James, who claims to have been Woods' 'full-time mistress,' posted on the Web Thursday a batch of sexually explicit text messages that the disgraced golfer hoped nobody would ever see."
— New York Daily News, March 18. 2010

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Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009:
Heading back from the course now.

Tiger: Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009:
How close are you

Joslyn: Sent: 05:56 PM 07/30/2009:
Few mins away. U have the Super Bowl tickets 4 those cancer kids?

Tiger: Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i

Tiger: Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:
n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you

Joslyn: Sent: 06:11 PM 07/30/2009:
Make a Wish foundation surprise parties r the best!

Tiger: Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009:
Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.

Joslyn: Sent: 06:22 PM 07/30/2009:
LOL :(Remember, yr doing it for the troops in afghnistn.

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Tiger: Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009:
Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after

Joslyn: Sent: 04:12 PM 07/31/2009:
You surprised how sweaty we got building houses 4 habitat 4 humanity?

Tiger: Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009:
Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down:)

Tiger: Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009:
Hurry:)

Joslyn: Sent: 04:32 PM 07/31/2009:
I know I know New Orleans wont rebuild itself

Tiger: Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009:
I'm glad you came out

Joslyn: Sent: 06:06 PM 07/31/2009:
Me too. OK, going 2 feed those Vick pit bulls u rescued. Hope they don't bite my inner thighs this time.

Tiger: Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009:
Awesome baby. Be Safe

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Joslyn: Sent: 04:02 PM 08/28/2009:
What would you say to Carlsbad Caverns if you were there right now?

Tiger: Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside you

Joslyn: Sent: 04:12 PM 08/28/2009:
LOL. I love spelunking.

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Tiger: Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:
I need that so bad

Tiger: Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009:
Now:)

Joslyn: Sent: 03:29 PM 08/29/2009:
OK, one set of Dr. Scholl's inserts coming right up. Heading out shopping.

Tiger: Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
Me to. I would wear you out

Joslyn: Sent: 03:31 PM 08/29/2009:
Oh, you like shopping too? The only trouble with strip malls is the walking. Do you know if there's a private jet service that can take me from store to store?

Tiger: Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

Joslyn: Sent: 03:34 PM 08/29/2009:
LMAO! Think you mean soar. :)

Joslyn: Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
Want to come shopping with me some time?

Tiger: Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out

Joslyn: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
OK, bring comfy shoes!

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Tiger: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

Joslyn: Sent: 03:39 PM 08/29/2009:
Oh, yr asking about the book club? Anyone can join.

Tiger: Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question

Joslyn: Sent: 03:42 PM 08/29/2009:
Yes Tiger there are other guys and girls in the book club.

Tiger: Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

Joslyn: Sent: 03:45 PM 08/29/2009:
I keep telling you, there's nothing embarrassing about Eat Pray Love. We'll talk about it and drink cosmos!

Tiger: Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or no

Joslyn: Sent: 03:55 PM 08/29/2009:
Yeah, should be fun. Don't like E. Gilberts 2nd book tho. Overwritten.

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Joslyn: Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
My screenplay really isn't coming together. Need some dialogue for the enraged donkey-owning farmer.

Tiger: Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

Joslyn: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Wow, that's really great.

Tiger: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Joslyn: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Thx. U r so good at this!

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Tiger: Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp