The poetry of Roger Clemens.

Dubious and far-fetched ideas.
Feb. 15 2008 3:37 PM

The Poetry of Roger Clemens

The Rocket's collected works.

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I have never smoked a cigarette.
I have never smoked dope.
I have never done cocaine.
I would not put anything—
Allow anybody to put anything—
In my body
That's going to be harmful to me.
That's who I am.

Feb. 5, 2008, deposition

"Headaches"  

Kids come to my house and work out.
I invite them to come work out.
The littler kids,
I try to get them to sign a waiver
In case a bat comes out of my hand, or a ball.
We've experienced that.
That's headaches.

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Feb. 5, 2008, deposition

Hart Seely's memoir as a Yankee fan, The Juju Rules, will be published next year.