YOUNG REPUBLICAN: Teacher says whenever a siren goes off, some yellow hippie protester just got his head clubbed!
[George kisses Laura, then glances upstairs to see Antonin Scalia fitting a pair of bomber wings onto Clarence's judicial robe.]
GEORGE: Way to go, Clarence! Mission accomplished!
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