The Brangelina baby.

The Brangelina baby.

Dubious and far-fetched ideas.
May 19 2006 11:08 AM

The Brangelina Baby

What it means for you and your family.

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Making Peace:

By tackling the tough questions with honesty, parents can help kids deal with the Brangelina baby. More than mere acceptance of the Brangelina baby, together you and your child can work toward embracing it and making peace with its dominion over our planet and its cannibalization of our inner lives. Remember, moms and dads: Children, like movie stars, are just like us! With a little TLC they'll get through this just fine. We all will. It's what the Brangelina baby would want.

Matt Haber writes for lowculture.com and is co-writing a children's book about free-market capitalism.

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