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Upon a T-Shirt

A very short poem.

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What does it say? No matter—it's
A pretext to peruse my tits;
Whilst on the other side you'll find

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Post-text to study: my behind.

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Evan Eisenberg's essays and satire have appeared in The New Yorker, the Atlantic, and other publications. His books includeThe Recording Angel andThe Ecology of Eden.