Upon a T-shirt—a very short poem.

Dubious and far-fetched ideas.
March 14 2006 11:24 AM

Upon a T-Shirt

A very short poem.


What does it say? No matter—it's
A pretext to peruse my tits;
Whilst on the other side you'll find



Post-text to study: my behind.

Evan Eisenberg's essays and satire have appeared in The New Yorker, the Atlantic, and other publications but rarely on garments. His bookThe Recording Angelwas recently reissued, in a new edition.

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