Worst Publishing Week EverA phony Holocaust memoir. A made-up tale of a gangland childhood. What's next?
The Encyclopedia BaracktannicaNow with more words and definitions!
HardballsHow would Chris Matthews sound if he talked to men like he talks to women?
Have You Heard the Good News?Iran isn't a threat, the stem cell debate is over, and the AIDS epidemic is slowing. What's next?
Picket LinesTV writers script their upcoming strike.
Happy Belated Birthday, Jean-Claude Van Damme!In his 47th year, the actor prepares to unleash his greatest performance yet.
Save the (Celebrity) Children!African family adopts Britney's kids.
Dear LindsayThe greeting cards disgraced celebrities send one another.
Craft the Vote!Winning the presidency with a Bedazzler and a crochet hook.
Senator, Here's the Scenario …The hypothetical questions they should ask at the presidential debates.
Thou Shalt Not Disrespect Top Chef 3.The Vatican expands its Ten Commandment franchise.
PadillapaloozaTest your knowledge of the Jose Padilla trial.
Nine Other Oaths Karl Rove Could SwearHe doesn't want to tell "the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth" to Congress. Here are some alternatives.
NASA Astronaut Screening TestRevised and updated.
Wiki-ParentingHow babies invented community-based collaborative authorship.
The Poetry of Roger ClemensThe Rocket's collected works.
It's Not You, It's Me Letter from a young, hip, cynical former Obamamaniac.
The Mitchell Report: American Gladiators EditionAn independent investigation into the use of steroids by Titan, Venom, and of course, Laser.
Yes, This Is Your Grandfather's FordThe Ford Lauderdale, the Volvo Vermont, and other car names that actually make sense.
FEMA, You're Doing a Heck of a JobQuestions for the agency's future fake news conferences.
Hello, Dalai!Excerpts from George W. Bush's conversations with the Dalai Lama.
Noon: Lunch With Noam ChomskyThe original requested U.S. travel itinerary for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Yesterday's PrimaryCampaign season is off to an extremely early start.
Worst Sports Week EverDogfighting, point-shaving, blood doping. It couldn't get any worse, could it?
The Vatican's Product RecallDefects found in Protestant and Eastern Orthodox sects.
How Harry Potter Really EndsThe final scene, revealed!
No ExitOne man's desperate attempt to quit the Los Angeles Times.
SCOTUS-gateWhat if Alberto Gonzales and Harriet Miers had been confirmed to the Supreme Court?
Are You a Liberal Anti-Semite?Take this quiz and find out.
Here We Go AgainA projected timeline of the Prince William and Kate Middleton courtship.