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The Ultimate Trend StoryEnter Slate's Google Trends reader contest.
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The Dan Brown Sequel GeneratorPlug in a city and a sect, and our computer will do the rest.
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Dick Cheney RemembersExcerpts from the former vice president's forthcoming memoir.
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