WarGames: Google vs. AppleIntroducing Slate’s totally imaginary simulation of what would happen if the world’s two great powers went to (actual) war.
William Shakespeare’s Star WarsThe attack on the Death Star, in blank verse.
The One-Second WorkoutA guide to getting fit in literally no time at all.
ManifestoA press release from PRKA.
Dark Side of Oz the Great and PowerfulWatching Sam Raimi’s new movie while listening to Pink Floyd.
Pubic Lice in CrisisThe timeline of a crotch catastrophe.
Lessons From the 2012 ElectionWhat we learned about politics from the Obama-Romney race.
How Would Mitt Romney Fix the Mitt Romney Campaign?Imagining a Bain Capital takeover.
Who Is the Republican National Convention’s Mystery Guest?Our best guesses.
The Lost Endings to The Great GatsbyFor his masterpiece, Hemingway wrote 47 endings. Fitzgerald wrote 48!
Kale of DutyWhy I choose to eat nothing but kale, ever, for the rest of my life.
Why I Am Leaving Sea WorldResignation letters from Shamu’s trainer, Roger Goodell, and other disillusioned employees.
ACIA new way of measuring pretentiousness.
Bankers Evicted From Nation’s EconomyThe mayor’s statement.
The Republican War on Trick-or-TreatingThe right doesn't want our kids to take handouts.
The Carlos Danger Name GeneratorUse our widget to get a name like Anthony Weiner’s alleged sexting pseudonym.
The Snowden IdentityThe movie is inevitable, so we made a trailer.
Those PRISM Slides Are HideousHere, NSA. We redesigned them for you.
The Two-Minute HaggadahA Passover service for the impatient.
Pax Out!Edicts of a lame-duck pope.
The New Disclaimer at the Bottom of CIA EmailsRevised language in the wake of the Petraeus affair.
“I’ve Barely Prepared for This Debate. Gonna Wing It!”—Mitt RomneyThe race to lower expectations.
Introducing the Revolutionary New Apple StoreWe hope you like our remarkable, innovative designs.
Priority BoardingThe people who get on the plane before you do.
Chaos TheoryA Unified Theory of Muppet Types.
Homeschooling With Rick SantorumThe candidate teaches his children about contraception, nausea, and the separation of church and state.
Westminster Champion or Line From Ginsberg’s “Howl”?A quiz.
Great Moments in Newt HistoryImagining the strategic advice Gingrich has offered over the years.
Cheer Up, BerlusconiVladimir Putin’s sweet attempt to bolster the flagging spirits of his dear Italian friend.
The Joy of UnicornsThe real reason you never see the mythical one-horned beasts.