Chaos TheoryA Unified Theory of Muppet Types.
Homeschooling With Rick SantorumThe candidate teaches his children about contraception, nausea, and the separation of church and state.
Westminster Champion or Line From Ginsberg’s “Howl”?A quiz.
Great Moments in Newt HistoryImagining the strategic advice Gingrich has offered over the years.
Cheer Up, BerlusconiVladimir Putin’s sweet attempt to bolster the flagging spirits of his dear Italian friend.
The Joy of UnicornsThe real reason you never see the mythical one-horned beasts.
You Can't Measure America's GritHatred of sabermetrics comes to business and politics.
The Final EditionEXCLUSIVE: The New York Times shuts down!
Osama Bin Laden, in Pakistan, in a MansionMatch history's most-notorious fugitives to their evil lairs.
Posted This Morning on Craigslist, CairoAlso fit, fun, classy.
The Story of OWhat if Tom Friedman, Rahm Emanuel, or Helen Thomas wrote that anonymous new novel about Barack Obama?
Barack Obama's 2010 Holiday CardA rough second year for the first family.
Please Allow Me To Correct a Few ThingsImagine if Mick Jagger responded to Keith Richards about his new autobiography.
The Facebook Movie Facebook FeedThe making of The Social Network.
Budget Inception"We can implant it for you, wholesale."
Kale of DutyWhy I choose to eat nothing but kale, ever, for the rest of my life.
Why I Am Leaving Sea WorldResignation letters from Shamu’s trainer, Roger Goodell, and other disillusioned employees.
ACIA new way of measuring pretentiousness.
Bankers Evicted From Nation’s EconomyThe mayor’s statement.
The Republican War on Trick-or-TreatingThe right doesn't want our kids to take handouts.
Lizzie Borden, Dancing the Cha Cha ChaDancing With the Stars casts through the ages.
Tackling a Person of InterestWhat to expect from the Secret Service's new Twitter feed.
Cats of WarThe Pentagon's top-secret feline special-operations program, revealed.
"If I Ran the Team …"We would win every game: A poem for the opening day of baseball season.
Made in USAAmericans should be proud of their fine domestic tear gas.
Field of GreensThe dreaded broccoli uprising and other freaky GOP nightmares.
The Corpse Stays in the PictureAn undead actor shares a lifetime of delicious show business anecdotes.
Horizontal AcademicsA Slateinvestigation finds more Duke-like sex slides.
$#*! @SenJeffMerkley SaysOther Twitter feeds that would make excellent primetime programs.
God Is Great. Inspire Is Not.Tips for al-Qaida's lame new magazine.