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WarGames: Google vs. AppleSneak attack on The Dalles.
WarGames: Google vs. Apple“Steve’s dead. This is war.”
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William Shakespeare’s Star WarsThe attack on the Death Star, in blank verse.
The One-Second WorkoutA guide to getting fit in literally no time at all.
ManifestoA press release from PRKA.
Dark Side of Oz the Great and PowerfulWatching Sam Raimi’s new movie while listening to Pink Floyd.
Pubic Lice in CrisisThe timeline of a crotch catastrophe.
Lessons From the 2012 ElectionWhat we learned about politics from the Obama-Romney race.
How Would Mitt Romney Fix the Mitt Romney Campaign?Imagining a Bain Capital takeover.
Who Is the Republican National Convention’s Mystery Guest?Our best guesses.
The Lost Endings to The Great GatsbyFor his masterpiece, Hemingway wrote 47 endings. Fitzgerald wrote 48!
Kale of DutyWhy I choose to eat nothing but kale, ever, for the rest of my life.
WarGames: Google vs. AppleBarack Obama finally declares for Google.
WarGames: Google vs. AppleHow Google can destroy Apple’s Chinese factories in one fell swoop.
WarGames: Google vs. AppleMaking the world choose between titans.
WarGames: Google vs. AppleGoogle launches Operation GhostFruit.
The Carlos Danger Name GeneratorUse our widget to get a name like Anthony Weiner’s alleged sexting pseudonym.
The Snowden IdentityThe movie is inevitable, so we made a trailer.
Those PRISM Slides Are HideousHere, NSA. We redesigned them for you.
The Two-Minute HaggadahA Passover service for the impatient.
Pax Out!Edicts of a lame-duck pope.
The New Disclaimer at the Bottom of CIA EmailsRevised language in the wake of the Petraeus affair.
“I’ve Barely Prepared for This Debate. Gonna Wing It!”—Mitt RomneyThe race to lower expectations.
Introducing the Revolutionary New Apple StoreWe hope you like our remarkable, innovative designs.
Priority BoardingThe people who get on the plane before you do.
Chaos TheoryA Unified Theory of Muppet Types.
Homeschooling With Rick SantorumThe candidate teaches his children about contraception, nausea, and the separation of church and state.