Board of Education Inspection Report: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry“The House Championship has been corrupt for some time.”
God’s WorkshopTerrific first draft, but the female characters need some work.
The Martian at the ParthenonAmazing images of the real, actual, not make-believe aliens, zombies, and robots that have bedeviled man through history.
Parents Left BehindHow public school reforms are turning American parents into dummies.
The Lost Sexual Harassment CourseTake the online sexual harassment course that San Diego Mayor Bob Filner never had.
WarGames: Google vs. AppleApple’s stunning final blow.
WarGames: Google vs. AppleThe Apple Army goes on the offensive—all half million of them.
WarGames: Google vs. AppleSneak attack on The Dalles.
WarGames: Google vs. Apple“Steve’s dead. This is war.”
WarGames: Google vs. AppleIntroducing Slate’s totally imaginary simulation of what would happen if the world’s two great powers went to (actual) war.
William Shakespeare’s Star WarsThe attack on the Death Star, in blank verse.
The One-Second WorkoutA guide to getting fit in literally no time at all.
ManifestoA press release from PRKA.
Dark Side of Oz the Great and PowerfulWatching Sam Raimi’s new movie while listening to Pink Floyd.
Pubic Lice in CrisisThe timeline of a crotch catastrophe.
Could Facebook Fix Healthcare.gov?How about Google, Yahoo, Amazon, or Microsoft?
The Best North Korean Photoshop Fails by Slate ReadersYou helped us fake photos of Kim Jong-un. Here are the results.
Let’s Crowdsource the Next North Korean Photoshop FailWhere will Kim Jong-un show up next? At the VMAs? In Gravity?
If the NCAA Ran the CountryHow the college sports business model would fix Hollywood, Wall Street, and every other industry.
WarGames: Google vs. AppleThe South rises again.
WarGames: Google vs. AppleBarack Obama finally declares for Google.
WarGames: Google vs. AppleHow Google can destroy Apple’s Chinese factories in one fell swoop.
WarGames: Google vs. AppleMaking the world choose between titans.
WarGames: Google vs. AppleGoogle launches Operation GhostFruit.
The Carlos Danger Name GeneratorUse our widget to get a name like Anthony Weiner’s alleged sexting pseudonym.
The Snowden IdentityThe movie is inevitable, so we made a trailer.
Those PRISM Slides Are HideousHere, NSA. We redesigned them for you.
The Two-Minute HaggadahA Passover service for the impatient.
Pax Out!Edicts of a lame-duck pope.
The New Disclaimer at the Bottom of CIA EmailsRevised language in the wake of the Petraeus affair.