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Low Concept
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"If I Ran the Team …"
We would win every game: A poem for the opening day of baseball season.
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The Story of O
What if Tom Friedman, Rahm Emanuel, or Helen Thomas wrote that anonymous new novel about Barack Obama?
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The Corpse Stays in the Picture
An undead actor shares a lifetime of delicious show business anecdotes.
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Please Allow Me To Correct a Few Things
Imagine if Mick Jagger responded to Keith Richards about his new autobiography.
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$#*! @SenJeffMerkley Says
Other Twitter feeds that would make excellent primetime programs.
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I Hate Him, Hate Him, Hate Him, Hate Him
The first draft of Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert's open letter upon LeBron James' departure to Miami.
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The Only Politics Article You'll Ever Have To Read
What if political scientists covered the news?
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Question Time
An exclusive preview of Elena Kagan's Supreme Court nomination questionnaire.
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Sarah Palin's Playground
If only all political issues were debated in the language of childhood.
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That's What She Said
You've read Tiger Woods' text messages to Joslyn James. Here's the half of the conversation you haven't seen.
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The Disgraced-Public-Figure Holiday Form Letter
How Mark Sanford, Tiger Woods, and other people who've been embarrassed this year should handle their Christmas correspondence.