HOME / Keeping Tabs : A summary of what's been in the tabloids. Department of Labor Britney's plans for a Kabbalah birth, and more from this week's tabloids. By Ben Wasserstein|Posted Friday, Aug. 19, 2005, at 2:08 PM Tweet Tweet MYSLATE Save this story. Follow all Keeping Tabs articles. Follow the News and Politics section. Follow stories by Ben Wasserstein. MySlate is a new tool that lets you track your favorite parts of Slate. You can follow authors and sections, track comment threads you're interested in, and more. SLATE'S MOST VIRAL Rule No. 1 for Female Academics: Don’t Have a Baby How Can You Survive in an Air Bubble 100 Feet Underwater for Three Days? Wu-Tang’s GZA Teaches Kids Science With Least-Lame Classroom Rap Ever Ben Wasserstein is an associate editor at New York magazine. Photograph of Britney Spears on the Slate home page by Kevin Winter/Getty Images. Click here to load comments.