8. Bill Dal Col--He ran disastrous Lazio campaign, then trashed Bush's in the New York Times.
9. Al Sharpton--Formerly AWOL, but you can't keep a good moth down. Plans Florida bus trip to back recount and "see that there are no irregularities."
10. Alan Dershowitz--Why let Larry Tribe get all the face time?
David Gergen ... oh, there you are on Hardball. Never mind!
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