306 Syllables on Sotomayor
The Senate judiciary committee explains its votes in haiku form.
It's a good thing there were yet more speeches today at the Senate judiciary committee's hearing on Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor. God knows, it's been a well-kept secret how each senator was poised to vote. The final tally was 13-6 in support of Sotomayor, although there were only 18 speeches (Jon Kyl, R-Ariz., did not speak). For those who missed the proceedings, the following are summaries of each of the senators' speeches as offered this morning—in haiku form.
Patrick Leahy, D-Vt.
Republicans call
Her failure to make new law
"Activism." Bah!
Jeff Sessions, R-Ala.
A wise Latina
Would set aside her bias
She just can't do it
Herb Kohl, D-Wis.
She just won't answer
This is not conversation
I vote to confirm
Orrin Hatch, R-Utah
Her speeches and words
Show a disturbing approach
She's never resolved
DianneFeinstein, D-Calif.
What Sonia has done
Is so very impressive
So I am impressed
Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa
Pit in my stomach
Ricci, Maloney, Didden
Too biased to judge
Russell Feingold, D-Wis.
Theater this is
She dodged all of our questions
But still I vote yea
Lindsey Graham, R-S.C.
Law's a quiet place
Where unpopular may hope
Young Latinas dream
Charles E. Schumer, D-N.Y.
Many opinions
Yet they look outside record
Shout outside mainstream
Dahlia Lithwick writes about the courts and the law for Slate.



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