Fifty-Seven Ways To Say "No Comment"

Aug. 16 1998 3:30 AM

Fifty-Seven Ways To Say "No Comment"

In which Mike McCurry defeats the White House press corps.

(Continued from Page 2)

I don't have any answers.

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The lawyers have not passed on any answers to us. We have passed on the questions, and they have said they would take them under advisement.

I am not making any news today. I made that clear.

I don't have any information.

I don't know.

We don't have anything to talk about. (To which tart Helen Thomas responds: "We do have something to talk about, but you're not talking about it.")

Sam, we have been through that.

I have not said anything.

I have not talked to him about this.

I have not talked to the president about it.

I have made it clear I have nothing to say on that subject today.

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