The Truth About Cats and Dogs
That New Orleans policeman was right to confiscate Snowball.
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The Bush administration got a lot of things horribly wrong in its disaster response to the New Orleans flood, and it deserves almost all of the bitter recriminations hurled its way. But there's one thing the Bushies and the state of Louisiana got dead right: People matter more than animals.
This may seem an obvious point, but the reluctance of rescue workers to allow refugees from the city to bring their animals with them received thunderous condemnation. Much of the fury arose after Mary Foster of the Associated Press reported the plight of a little boy waiting to board a bus for Houston:
Pets were not allowed on the bus, and when a police officer confiscated a little boy's dog, the child cried until he vomited. "Snowball, snowball," he cried.
Who were these barbarians who would put a child in such distress? "Federal and nonprofit agencies need to acknowledge that animals are considered by many people to be members of the family," fulminated Rue McClanahan, honorary director of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, in an op-ed published by various Knight-Ridder and Tribune Co. newspapers.
People who share their homes with animals should never, ever, leave animals behind—you never know when you'll be able to return to your home, or if or when humane agencies will be allowed to rescue your animals, on the odd chance they survive the storm.
Karen Dawn, proprietor of an animal advocacy Web site, argued in the Washington Post, "The pets pulled from people's arms would not have taken seats meant for humans."
There is no reasonable explanation for abandoning them. They were the last vestiges of sweetness, in some cases the only living family, of those who had nothing left. But the police officers were just following orders—orders that reflect an official policy inconsistent with how people feel about their animals.
Wayne Pacelle, president of the Humane Society of the United States, complained on Canadian television that "some shelters don't take [pets], and that is really a major problem."
But a much greater problem would have arisen had evacuees been encouraged to bring their pets onto rescue boats and buses and into shelters. Knight-Ridder reporters Jack Douglas and Natalie Pompilio reported Sept. 8 that when one New Orleans couple insisted on bringing "our only baby"—a 125-pound potbellied pig named Rooty—the rescue boat nearly sank. Animal-lovers tend to be geniuses at not noticing the calamity animals can bring to a situation already fraught with chaos, but anybody who's ever seen a live-action Disney film whose plot turns on a dog and cat being housed under the same roof gets the idea. Simply walking my dog Sabrina around the block, I've noticed, creates a mild social disturbance. Although Sabrina is very sweet-natured, she strains at the leash to bark at other dogs, and she tries to leap up onto strangers who, in their body language and facial expressions, often communicate very strongly how little they like dogs, which of course is their right.
Timothy Noah is a former Slate staffer. His book about income inequality, "The Great Divergence," will be published by Bloomsbury in 2012.
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