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The Proofing Avenger

An occasional series ripping off The New Yorker’s “newsbreak” feature.

“One Senate sponsor, John Bonacic, is an upstate Republican who says he has no special sympathy for ducks or geese, despite what his bill says.”
—Lawrence Downes, “ Face to Face With the Foie Gras Problem,” New York Times, June 26

But those webbed feet of his scream, “I’m mad for waterfowl.”