"The inspectors arrive unannounced."
—Hiro Ueki, spokesman for the U.N. weapons inspection team in Baghdad, quoted in "UN Inspections Hit First Controversy; US Envoys Head To Europe," Agence France-Presse, Dec. 1.
"Um Al Maarik Company, which the [U.N. inspection team] visited today, was notified by the IAEA team in advance[italics Chatterbox's] that two of their technicians would review the status of the remaining video surveillance. Al Qa Qaa Company, which the IAEA team visited, was also requested on Thursday afternoon to provide assistance to facilitate removal of sampler. This type of advance notification [italics Chatterbox's] is sometimes given to facilitate their work on monitoring equipment. It happened to the above two cases. Except for these types of cases, our inspection teams do not provide advance warning to the Iraqi side, as we have emphasized time and again."
—Ueki's subsequent clarification, issued after an Iraqi official admitted the U.N. team had provided advance notice to the two inspection sites.
(Thanks to Eugene Volokh.)
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Aug. 2, 2002: Al Gore
July 26, 2002: Princeton admissions dean Stephen LeMenager
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June 28, 2002: WorldCom
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June 14, 2002: Tom Ridge
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May 31, 2002: Ari Fleischer
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April 25, 2002: Donald Rumsfeld
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March 29, 2002: Major League Baseball
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March 14, 2002: INS commissioner James W. Ziglar
March 8, 2002: Robert Zoellick and the U.S. steel industry
Feb. 28, 2002: Al Sharpton
Feb. 22, 2002: Olympic skating judge Marie-Reine Le Gougne
Feb. 14, 2002: Kenneth Lay
Feb. 8, 2002: Enron spokeswoman Peggy Mahoney
Jan. 31, 2002: Monsanto
Jan. 24, 2002: Linda Chavez
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