Least surprising headline of 2002.

Least surprising headline of 2002.

Least surprising headline of 2002.

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Aug. 1 2002 5:05 PM

Least Surprising Headline of 2002

Coming soon: "Those Aren't Tammy Faye Bakker's Real Eyelashes."

"Traficant Really Wears a Toupee"
—Associated Press, Aug. 1

Gee, what was your first clue?

[Update, Aug. 2: The Smoking Gun Web site notes that Traficant's rug sits so high on his head that they couldn't fit the whole thing into his booking photo.]