On Jan. 28 the dean of America's antitrust bar argued in a federal courtroom in Birmingham, Ala., that the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries should be prosecutable under U.S. antitrust law—which OPEC, as a cartel, almost certainly violates. That strikes Chatterbox as at least as big a story as last month's news that said dean, David Boies, was being sued by two female former employees for failing to promote them to partner. The sex-discrimination story received wide and gleeful play, but the only coverage of the OPEC arguments that Chatterbox can find is a Jan. 29 article by Val Walton in the Birmingham News. Possibly the story was ignored because the lawsuit, Prewitt Enterprises v. OPEC, is widely considered to be quixotic. As Chatterbox noted previously (see "Suing OPEC," Aug. 9, 2001), in 1981 a federal court of appeals threw out a similar lawsuit brought by the Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers. In that instance, though, the machinists were suing the OPEC member countries, which was obviously problematic. This time, Birmingham gas-station owners Carl and Debbie Prewitt are suing OPEC itself. Which is why OPEC's lawyers found themselves likening OPEC to the United Nations and the Organization of American States.
At issue in the Jan. 28 hearing was whether the attorneys in the case had followed proper legal procedure when they served OPEC with papers in Vienna, where OPEC is based. OPEC said not, because that was prohibited by Austrian law. (The Austrians actually have an OPEC-specific statute on the books that says OPEC can't be served with court papers without OPEC's consent.) Boies said it didn't matter what Austrian law said, because this wasn't an Austrian court, and that U.S. law said the papers could be served overseas. Indeed, Boies pointed out, that's exactly what happened a few years ago when the United States busted the vitamin cartel:
This was a case in which vitamin manufacturers got together and fixed prices. Now, they did it in Germany and Japan, not the United States. They met in Germany and Japan and once in Mexico to fix prices. They never met in the United States. And most of them were foreign companies. And those that were foreign companies and that weren't themselves directly doing business in the United States said you can't serve us. And, of course, the courts held, no, that's not right, because when you take action outside the United States that is designed to have an effect in the United States, then you are subject to jurisdiction in the United States.
Chatterbox isn't sufficiently expert about international law to pass judgment on this argument. But he enjoyed immensely what it provoked from OPEC attorney J. Mark White:
Mr. Boies says if this were Austria, Austria could serve somebody by registered mail in the United States. But they certainly couldn't serve the United Nations. And they couldn't serve the Organization of American States. And allowing service on OPEC would set a terribly dangerous precedent under international law, allowing those organizations which are afforded our protection under exactly the same type of headquarters agreement from being served.
This is entirely in keeping with OPEC's claim that it is not a "simple commercial entity" (i.e., cartel) at all, but rather an international organization dedicated to maintaining oil price stability as "an essential ingredient for sound economic growth." Why, you might even call it philanthropic!