"If they are treating [my autobiography] as an important book, they are doing it because they think it's an important book--not because it's me."
--Sumner Redstone, chairman of Viacom, whose Simon & Schuster unit will release Redstone's A Passion To Winin June, as quoted by Laurie P. Cohen in the April 5 Wall Street Journal.
"This is being treated as a big book. You want to get it right or you'll be fired."
--Simon & Schuster publisher David Rosenthal, as quoted in the Journal story, which characterizes this as a "quip."
"I'll probably end up returning 10 of them. Most people have no idea who Sumner Redstone is."
--Douglas Dutton, owner of the independent bookstore Dutton's Brentwood Books in Los Angeles, as quoted in the Journal story, which does not characterize this as a "quip."
(Thanks to Matthew Benjamin.)
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Close readers of this column will note that we've eased up on the rules to accommodate whoppers that aren't necessarily lies. Chatterbox still gives preference to outright fibs (such as today's entry), but these are harder to confirm than Chatterbox previously imagined. Non-lie entries must still quote people who, it can be reasonably assumed, ought to know better.
March 30, 2001: Spencer Abraham
March 23, 2001: George W. Bush, Rep. Jennifer Dunn, and/or the Treasury Department
March 16, 2001: George W. Bush
March 9, 2001: Russ Freyman, spokesman, National Association of Manufacturers
March 2, 2001: Paul O'Neill
Feb. 23, 2001: Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton
Feb. 16, 2001: Oscar spokesman John Pavlik
Feb. 9, 2001: Lynne Cheney
Feb. 2, 2001: Bobby Thomson