"If they are treating [my autobiography] as an important book, they are doing it because they think it's an important book--not because it's me."
--Sumner Redstone, chairman of Viacom, whose Simon & Schuster unit will release Redstone's A Passion To Winin June, as quoted by Laurie P. Cohen in the April 5 Wall Street Journal.
"This is being treated as a big book. You want to get it right or you'll be fired."
--Simon & Schuster publisher David Rosenthal, as quoted in the Journal story, which characterizes this as a "quip."
"I'll probably end up returning 10 of them. Most people have no idea who Sumner Redstone is."
--Douglas Dutton, owner of the independent bookstore Dutton's Brentwood Books in Los Angeles, as quoted in the Journal story, which does not characterize this as a "quip."
(Thanks to Matthew Benjamin.)
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