Pro:
Hmm! Cruddy doubters-in.
Tidy bonds murder much.
Odd, humdrum, by cretins.
Dumb touchers’ mind dry.
Yum! This crumb, odd nerd.
Anti:
This cruddy, modern bum.
Mud so trendy, dumb, rich.
O my! Crud! This dumb nerd.
Entomb his cruddy drum.
Numb, crude, sordid myth.
Ambiguous:
Best drum on cruddy him. [Cb. note: interpretation depends on whether “him” refers to Morris or Reagan.]
Trendy, dumb, dim chorus. [Cb. note: interpretation depends on whether “chorus” refers to Morris’ book or its disapproving reception among historians.]
(With thanks, as always, to the Anagram Genius.)