Chatterbox is on the lookout for signs that Roger Altman, the former Clinton deputy treasury secretary who is now part-owner of the National Enquirer, is changing the world of supermarket tabloids. With this in mind, Chatterbox examined the July 20 issue of the Enquirer's sister publication, Weekly World News, which is also part-owned by Altman. If you've spent any time in a supermarket checkout line, you know that Weekly World News makes the Enquirer look like the Atlantic Monthly. Where the Enquirer tends to focus on celebrity, Weekly World News is preoccupied with space aliens and eschatology (a smart business strategy because space aliens and deities almost never sue for libel). Which brings us to this week's Weekly World News headline:

WORLD WILL END IN YEAR 2000, WARN BIBLE SCHOLARS!

The headline is accompanied by a picture of a white bearded man--presumably God--gazing sorrowfully at our troubled planet from outer space. (Nice to know He cares.) Chatterbox has a feeling that when Altman goes to dinner parties, he doesn't boast about scoops like this, or (to pick a few other headlines out of the same issue of Weekly World News):

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