"I love the idea of a school in which people come to get educated and stay in the state in which they're educated."—Milwaukee, Wis., Aug. 14, 2002 (Thanks to M. Bateman.)

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Bush on Bushisms!"Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom—or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. [ Laughter.] But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form."—Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001 (Click here for the full transcript.)

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