The worst celebrity profile ever written?

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June 19 2007 5:37 PM

The Worst Celebrity Profile Ever Written?

Angelina Jolie, "the best woman in the world."

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But meanwhile, I've got a great concept for a profile of Britney: See, in her suffering she's really like Iraq. I mean if you think of K-Fed as Saddam, then the divorce was "regime change" and …

* Correction, June 20, 2007: This piece originally attributed the Pulp Fiction quote "That's a bold statement" to Samuel L. Jackson's character. It was John Travolta's character who delivered the line. ( Return to the corrected sentence.) And due to an editing error, the piece originally misspelled Rosanne Cash's first name. (Return to the corrected sentence.)