The best swim goggles.

The best swim goggles.

The best swim goggles.

How to be the best consumer you can be.
Aug. 12 2008 6:58 AM

Easy on the Eyes

The best—and best-looking—swim goggles.

There's nothing quite like the Olympics to make me feel guilty about my slothful lifestyle. Most weekends I while away the hours on my couch, watching movies, reading magazines, and musing idly about going to the gym. My routine is pretty much the same when the Olympics are on, only it feels more shameful. Everywhere I look, I see pictures of toned athletes straining and sweating, and anytime I turn on the television, there's an inspirational montage telling me that Olympians aren't so different from you and me. They're just more motivated.

This year, to cut down on Olympics-induced self-pity, I decided to take up swimming. More precisely, I decided that at some point in the future I would take up swimming. First I'd need a good pair of goggles—the item, I've always thought, that divides the lappers from the splashers (and that would prevent me from using the lame "I'd swim for exercise, if only my darned eyes weren't so sensitive to chlorine" excuse). Not content to settle for any old pair, I pledged to find the best goggles out there.


To get a sense of the marketplace, I started by calling up two-time Olympic gold medalist Lindsay Mintenko, who's now the managing director for the U.S. swim team. I asked her how I should go about testing prospective models and which brand she preferred. She advised that in addition to swimming laps, I should practice diving to make sure the goggles fit snuggly. She also told me she was partial to Swedish goggles: Manufactured by the swim gear and pool equipment company Malmsten, these have no seal of any kind around the eyecups and require assembly, allowing for maximal customization.

The Swedes sounded like they had a good product, but I wasn't sure I was ready for an assembly-required model, so I decided to try out several other styles as well. I ordered six pairs, persuaded two friends to join me at a public pool one hot Saturday afternoon, and jotted down our first impressions. That was Stage 1. Stage 2 involved a more rigorous Sunday alone at the same pool, swimming laps, attempting underwater flips, and jumping in and out of the water (more cannonball than dive, but I don't believe this sacrificed the rigor of the fit test). I gave each pair a solid 45 minutes of individual attention. For the third and final stage, I strapped on a different pair of goggles each day after coming home from work. Then I cleaned my room, cooked dinner, or performed some other ordinary task. As my roommate can attest, I looked ridiculous, but this was a quick way to determine if a pair produced the dreaded raccoon-eye effect.

Each pair of goggles could score a possible 35 points, with either 5 or 10 points assigned for the following categories:

Ease of Use(5 possible points)
Manufacturers recommend that swimmers adjust goggles before entering the pool. This should be simple to do. Ideally, you should able to tweak the head strap quickly when you're already in the water as well. 

Comfort (10 possible points)
Is the suction so strong you get a headache? Is the nosepiece so rough you chafe between the eyes? And once you're back on dry land, do you have dramatic, circular marks around your eyes?

Visibility (10 possible points)
A goggle's telos is to keep water out of your eyes. Any pair that can't do that has no business being strapped to your face. I subtracted major points for leakage and for fog.

Aesthetics (5 possible points)
Unlike their landlubber cousin, sunglasses, goggles aren't fashion accessories. But if I have to wear them in public, I'd prefer not to encourage mockery. From plastic masks that look more like laboratory safety gear to sleek, strapless goggles that adhere to your eye sockets, the pairs I tried varied in size and attractiveness. I subtracted style points for cheap-looking, flimsy plastic straps, and I added points for flair, like mirrored lenses that keep out sunlight and create an aura of aquatic mystery.

Value (5 possible points)
If you leave your goggles behind at the pool, you should be able to afford a replacement without having to sell your Dara Torres autograph on eBay. That said, it's worth shelling out a few extra bucks for a really great pair. So I used a pretty standard consumer equation: my personal sense of satisfaction divided by price.

The results, listed from kiddie pool to Olympic class:

Barracuda Standard Goggle.

Barracuda Standard Goggle, $29.95 Barracuda frames are designed to match the contours of your eye sockets so that suction isn't necessary. This was the most comfortable pair I tried—no headaches from excess suction, no chafing from hard plastic (Barracudas have spongy foam pads around the eyepieces), and no raccoon eyes after my dry-land test. They're also rather classy—their circular rather than slanted lenses give them a Yellow Submarine-era John Lennon vibe.

Alas, they fell short in every other category. Adjusting the head strap is easy enough—just pull a rubber cord through plastic clips—but the nose bridge was a nightmare. If there's a gap between the foam cups and your nose, you need to remove the bridge with a tiny hex key (which comes with the goggles) and then trim it with a scissor. At first I didn't realize there was a gap, so I jumped into the pool and immediately suffered leakage. Seeing as I regularly misplace far more vital objects, like my wallet, I wasn't surprised to find that I'd left the hex key on my desk. So I had to postpone my tests. I returned the next morning having trimmed the bridge, but by the end of my 45-minute trial, I noticed leakage yet again. It's possible I needed to trim the nosepiece even more, but I suspect that water was seeping in between the eyecups and the foam (they're held together with glue). Either way, 30 bucks is way too steep given the labor required to make these goggles work.

Ease of Use: 1
Comfort: 10
Visibility: 1
Aesthetics: 4
Value: 1
Total: 17

Finis Jet Stream Goggle.

Finis Jet Stream Goggle, $24.99 These mask-style goggles, which hug your cheekbones on the bottom and fit over your eyebrows, are intended for recreational swimmers, since their large size causes drag. I wasn't out to break any world records, so this prospect didn't bother me. I was bothered, however, by the fact that my two friends thought I looked like I was getting ready to titrate some HCl instead of jump in the pool. These are some very goofy-looking goggles. I also developed a headache within the first 10 minutes. The Finis Jet Streams rely on suction so strong I felt like my eyes were popping out.