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Human Guinea Pig
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Great Balls of Matzo
It's me vs. 420-pound Eric "Badlands" Booker for the title of world matzo-ball-eating champion.
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QVC, Here I Come!
Can I get my brilliant new product—Hairmuffs—on home shopping television?
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Tiaras of a Clown
I'm the only contestant in the Mrs. Washington, D.C., pageant. Can I find a way to lose it?
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There She Is, Mrs. America. …
Will they really let me compete in a beauty pageant?
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Silent Treatment
Have you ever wished your wife would just shut up? Here's what happens when she does.
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Full Metal Racket
The perverse thrill of metal detecting, the world's worst hobby.
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My Life as a Phone Psychic
Callers are paying $2 a minute for a supernatural adviser. They're getting me instead.
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