What Is It About a Woman in High Heels?Why Anthony Weiner, and men like him, dig porno pumps.
Keep the Candelabra Flame BurningLiberace was a daring, fabulous showman, but he’s in danger of being forgotten. Don’t let his gay legacy die!
Save Me From the Dark Green Eco-ZealotsOh, the humiliations I have suffered.
Bring Back the AfroHow a date with Blaxsploitation queen Pam Grier kindled my nostalgia for the regal, natural, glamorous hairdo.
Oscar Shocker!Movie stars rivet the entire world by wearing stunningly conventional evening gowns.
Bring Back Prohibition!All right already with braying drunks and boozy breath.
Should Old People Wear Sassy Underwear?A bold fashion plan for people over 60.
Are Fat Men More Trustworthy?Mitt might be easier to stomach if he had a stomach.
Who Killed Sarcasm?We’re trapped in an era of sincerity. Let us out!
Does Buying Lots of Shoes Make You a Better Person?Quite possibly.
Why Do Hotels Turn Us Into Monsters?You wouldn’t believe the appalling things people will do in a Marriott suite.
Meet the Most Fashionable Woman in the WorldThe Queen of England.
Do the Real Housewives Remind You of Louis XIV?The rise of implausibly abundant fake hair.
Why Do We Really Get Tattoos?A theory.
Can You Judge a Hooker by Her Cover?What do prostitutes actually look like?
Is Europe Still Worth the Schlep?You can buy croissants at Costco.
The Problem With Handsome, Enigmatic MenThey’re boring.
The Healing Power of Holding a GrudgeOur softy culture says we should forgive even the most heinous crimes. Sometimes it’s healthier not to.
David Bowie Taught Me How to Tart UpAnd it saved me from losing my mind.
Waiting for BardotHave the French lost their je ne sais quoi?
Bloomberg’s BloviatingThe insanity of all the bureaucratic back-patting after Sandy.
Are Celebrities Qualified To Have Political Opinions?Or should they just keep their yappers shut?
Women’s Mouths Are Getting Bigger, and Bigger, and BiggerWelcome to the apoca-lips.
Is Paddleboarding the New Soul Cycle?The fitness craze that’s—calmly, placidly, meditatively—sweeping the nation.
Malevolent MidgetsDo short men really have rotten personalities?
My Narcissism Wears SpanxHow to be vain without being a jerk.
The Bucket ListAmerica’s most idiotic new pastime.
Where Did All the Accomplished People Go?We used to revere scientists. Now we worship Kim Kardashian. Why?
Eating Gruel and Loving ItStrange celebrity diets, explained.
My Night With RaquelBombshell crashes Fashion Week!