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Help! My Elderly Neighbor Is Always Naked in His Backyard. Can I Get Him to Stop?

Help! My Elderly Neighbor Is Always Naked in His Backyard. Can I Get Him to Stop?

Advice on manners and morals.
May 28 2013 2:51 PM

Southern Exposure

In a live chat, Prudie offers advice on an elderly neighbor who likes to go nude in the yard.

Emily Yoffe.
Emily Yoffe

Photo by Teresa Castracane.

Emily Yoffe, aka Dear Prudence, is on weekly to chat live with readers. An edited transcript of the chat is below. (Sign up here to get Dear Prudence delivered to your inbox each week. Read Prudie’s Slate columns here. Send questions to Prudence at

Emily Yoffe: Good afternoon. I look forward to your questions.

Q. Naked Neighbor: My neighbor has taken to taking off his clothes outside on his deck in full view of my kitchen window. It's a bit alarming to see a 70-year-old man in the altogether. I'd like him to stop but don't know how to broach the subject since he probably thinks no one sees him (and, believe me, I wish I didn't). I'm also wondering if it signals some impairment—dementia, maybe—and might indicate larger problems. His wife died recently. Any suggestions besides buying new curtains?


A: It may be dementia, or it may be, "I miss you, Mabel, but now I can finally hang out on the deck in the all together without being nagged." If his deck is in the back, then he's probably assuming that while his backside is getting aired, his privates are private. Consider your alternatives. You could slip an anonymous note under his door, but if other neighbors don't have access to an eyeful, he'll know it's you. He could be violating some kind of decency code, but you probably don't want to call the police to have them try to wrestle Grandpa into a pair of boxers. I suggest you get a set of sheer blinds for your kitchen window so you can still see the light but not the view.

Q. Terminal Illness on the QT: My best friend is terminally ill. She refuses to tell anyone, most especially her parents. She is close to her dad but not her mom, who she considers to be a cold, heartless person. Her parents are her only family. As her best friend, I am now in the position of making decisions, although this is not formally written. She is getting worse as each day passes. I have encouraged her to get her wishes in writing—power of attorney, will, etc. This has been a tough subject. I feel the need to reach out to her parents and let them know, but if I do, I breach her trust. I will have to be the one who makes the phone call and live with the aftermath, and I fear it will get messy. What to do?

A: What a dreadful situation for all concerned. Of course, dying people deserve a lot of leeway, but if you are at the breaking point and also fear the aftermath of her death, then you have to attend to your own legitimate concerns. The hospital where she is being treated should have a social-work department, and your friend needs to access that. Tell her you will go with her to discuss her wishes about her family. Then with a third party you can bring up that you feel it is too heavy a burden for you to keep her parents in the dark. Say you want to protect her from her mother but that you feel she will cause undue agony for her father if her parents aren't given a chance to be there in some capacity during her illness. Whatever she says, there may come a point where you have to say point blank to your friend, "I want to honor you, but I feel compelled to tell your parents what's happening. I'm going to make the call this week, so we need to talk about what I should say." If she resists, you might also want to consult with an attorney about how to protect yourself in the aftermath of her death.

Q. Tables Have Turned: I have a close, lifelong friend who married and had kids later than me and several others in our social circle. She was never really into kids, and she also made disparaging remarks about mutual friends who decided to stay home after having kids. Fast forward to now and this friend has a 1-year-old baby and is preparing to quit her job to stay home. She talks about her kid and the challenges of parenting. All. The. Time. I'd like to come up with a polite way to respond and redirect the conversation when she starts dominating it with mommy-talk. Any suggestions?

A: I hope your friend has a sense of humor or a recognition of irony. When she starts in with her single-minded patter, you can laugh and say, "Oh, so the person who couldn't stand hearing one more story from the rest of us about poopy diapers is now giving us Technicolor details!" Then you can say that you want to support her through the early years because you know how overwhelming they can be. But as she used to remind you when you started perseverating about your kids, there are still other things to talk about. Say you're going to do her the same favor she did for you of changing the subject. But if she's simply the kind of person who lacks self-awareness and thinks her point of view of the moment deserves constant and full airing, then you might want to take a break until she emerges from her child-obsessed cocoon.

Q. Re: Naked Neighbor: I don't think the sheer curtains would do it. Even a note would not help. I think that the kitchen viewer should actually say something to the old fellow. Sometimes a loss of a spouse can send someone over the deep end, and he may need a little reminder that he is not alone. If the unintentional voyeur happens to know the neighbor has family, it might help to let them know, so they can address the view.

A: Let's hope the letter writer knows the neighbor well enough to know if he has grown children and where they are reachable. Sure, it would be an awkward conversation, but the kids are in a better position to tell dad to cover up or to realize he needs a checkup.

Q. Stuck in Limbo: After years of dealing with my husband's infidelity, I finally told him I wanted a divorce. (This was after years of counseling and other attempts to try to save our marriage.) That was three years ago. And while we are now living separate lives (sharing custody of our three kids), we are still technically married. And he doesn't seem at all interested in changing that. He claims things are fine the way they are, and he can't be bothered by dealing with the details. Because we began the process in a collaborative way, I can't force the issue without his participation, unless I start from scratch and spend a small fortune. And if all of that wasn't frustrating enough, I just found out from a mutual friend that my ex's serious girlfriend is under the impression that I'm the one holding things up. Apparently she told a whole tale of woe this weekend to a room full of people about how I'm preventing him from moving on with his life because I'm still in love with him. So now everything in me wants to pick up the phone and tell her exactly who the problem really is. But I also recognize it may backfire and undermine the decent relationship we have in regard to our kids. What do you think?