Incredibly odd timing for a sexual-fantasy request.

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Dear Prudence,

I have a problem I never thought I'd have. I find myself living with a man who is very interested in having a threesome with another man. He not only wants to share me and watch me having sex with this person but wants to do everything with him as well. It's been a turn-on as a fantasy, but now he's been talking about it more often and wanting to make it a reality—and the sooner, the better. We have been together almost two years, and I just had our baby one month ago. I was looking forward to just having sex again when I'm in better shape and feeling more energetic. I don't know why he would want to share his girlfriend and the mother of his child. I get why he would like to explore his own bisexuality, and that's OK with me, as long as I'm aware of it and he doesn't do it on his own, which I would consider cheating. I wouldn't mind just watching and not being involved, but he would prefer the whole fantasy and says he only wants to do it once. My concern is that it would harm our relationship by causing hurt or confused feelings. Thank you for your advice.

—Confused

Dear Con,

You had a baby four weeks ago, and he is pushing for a threesome? Prudie is pleased not to have to be the one to break it to you that the bisexual dynamic is, shall we say, strong. This man is not at all sensitive to your wishes, to put it in the kindest light. Perhaps your unwedded state is a blessing. Do not be manipulated into giving him his wish but, rather, suggest a "time out" while he figures out for which team he bats. Let Prudie just add that for a threesome not to be harmful, all the participants must be in favor of it, and one would hope there would be no bassinets in the room. Or in the house.

—Prudie, adamantly

Prudence,

I share a very small office with my boss and another co-worker. (My boss is not my co-worker's boss.) Starting at 9 a.m., this woman proceeds to make annoying bodily noises throughout the day. The morning begins with hot oatmeal. The warm food must relax her sinuses because after each bite, she sniffs twice. (She actually seems to do this at every meal, regardless of the food.) After the oatmeal, she proceeds to slurp and sip her tea for the next 20 minutes. There is a reprieve until lunch, but unfortunately, she never decides to eat outside of the office. She brings back her food and, while devouring it, makes loud smacking noises. The afternoon typically includes one to three bags of chips, of which I hear each foil-wrapper crinkle and crack as she reachs into the bag, then the bite of each chip. Of course, there are occasional slips of gas, both "upstairs and downstairs." We all share an office about 25 feet by 25 feet. My headphones can only block out so much. I get along well with this co-worker, but there is simply no way to approach this subject without offending her. Is there?

—Alas, Not Hard of Hearing

Dear Al,

If at all possible, try to get this woman's superior to issue a new rule: no eating at your desk. Tell the boss that it is distracting, unpleasant, and inappropriate in such a small workplace. If, for some reason, this is not doable, then try a more direct approach. Because you say you two are friendly, ask her if she might be willing to help you with a problem. Then tell her that you have put off asking, for fear of hurting her feelings, but it's just a quirk of yours that you're extremely sensitive to the sounds of people eating … and because you must share such close quarters … yadda, yadda, yadda. Should she be unresponsive and the chips, oatmeal, etc., continue to provide sound effects, you will have done your best. Then try to hit YOUR boss up for more insulated headphones.

—Prudie, acoustically

Dear Prudie,

I read your column often and never thought I would be writing, and yet here I am. I have been married for seven years, and we have a 1-year-old daughter. The marriage started out wonderfully, as most do; then things become apparent that were not previously noticed. I began to see that my husband is a spender. At first it was little things, nothing to be alarmed about. Then I found he was not paying bills. The next thing I knew our mortgage company was about to foreclose on our house. We filed for bankruptcy in order to keep the house. My husband swore he would not let this happen again. Like a fool, I believed him. He eventually reverted to his old ways, did not pay the bankruptcy trustee or the mortgage, and I found myself back at the foreclosure line. I took matters into my own hands and sold the house before the bank foreclosed. Now I find myself not trusting anything he says, and I even have a gut feeling that he's is flirting with another woman. I have confronted him with my suspicions, but he denies everything. Any advice on what I should do next?