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Love of a Good ManhandlerPrudie counsels a letter writer whose boyfriend thinks he can cure claustrophobia with a squeeze.
Help! My Girlfriend Wants to Get Married, but I’m Not Ready.Dear Prudence answers more of your questions—only for Slate Plus members.
Dear Prudence: The “Voyagers” EditionIf I leave my narcissistic husband, does that put our children at risk?
Before the Ink Is DryPrudie counsels a letter writer who wants a divorce instead of matching tattoos.
Preaching to the ConvertedPrudie advises a letter writer whose brother hasn’t told his girlfriend he came out as gay.
Help! My Crazy In-Laws Are Making Me Throw a Wedding I Don’t Want.Dear Prudence answers more of your questions—only for Slate Plus members.
The Simplex TruthPrudie advises a letter writer who lied about herpes to force an admission of cheating.
Delayed GratificationPrudie counsels a 37-year-old woman who doesn’t want to have sex until he meets her family.
Help! I Want to Date My Longtime Friend, but We Already Decided to Just Be Friends.Dear Prudence answers more of your questions—only for Slate Plus members.
Dear Prudence: The “Cats Can Be Gay” EditionIt drives me crazy when my lesbian friend calls inanimate objects “gay.” Help!
Dear Prudence: The “Raise the Bar” Edition, Part 1My dormmate lets his loud alarm ring for hours every morning. Help!
Ghost BusterPrudie advises a letter writer who’s annoyed by a friend who leaves parties without saying goodbye.
Help! A Friend’s Wedding Is the Same Day as My Son’s Birthday.Dear Prudence answers more of your questions—only for Slate Plus members.
Dear Prudence: The “P.S.A.” EditionThe women in my office always leave pee on the toilet seat. Help!
Cheaters Sometimes ProsperPrudie counsels a letter writer whose brother left his wife—for a better woman.
Help! My Co-Worker Won’t Stop Sucking His Thumb in Front of Clients.Dear Prudence answers more of your questions—only for Slate Plus members.
Dear Prudence: The “Workplace Politics” EditionI’m tired of hearing my co-workers talk about the election. Help!
Movin’ On UpPrudie advises a letter writer debating whether to leave a satisfying small-town job for double the money.
Don’t Mess With Ex-TextsPrudie counsels a letter writer whose husband won’t stop messaging his ex-wife.